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Steve went to the top of gotkaya's giant fortress and found a pair of shoes which he threw inside of the chamber of unholy things which fell down a pit of milk and honey and they tasted like creeper gunpowder which then exploded. This explosion caused all the creepers  to mate frankly, which resulted in horrible death of thousands of cows due to hypoxia. It wasn't tragic. So then Steve rode a pig off a mountain to see if he would die but he didn't. He then went to lake Michigan to masturbate to, but then respawned. At first he thought he was far from home but then found a place that he could settle! Cheese flatus stratosphere, where he met Mrs. Agabhy Mashgroove. First came love, then she died, He promised himself never to love again, to avenge her, he hunted down the same turtle from computercraft and ate the turtle with honey mustard. Now that he digested the turtle, its computer wiring was very... SHOCKING...and caused him a bad diarrhoea which he overcame by falling down a pit of terrified writhing hippopotami and S**T happened... It still wasn't tragic, then he went to the magic mushroom islands where magical donkeys lived and sold a mine turtle to the great..

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Steve went to the top of gotkaya's giant fortress and found a pair of shoes which he threw inside of the chamber of unholy things which fell down a pit of milk and honey and they tasted like creeper gunpowder which then exploded. This explosion caused all the creepers  to mate frankly, which resulted in horrible death of thousands of cows due to hypoxia. It wasn't tragic. So then Steve rode a pig off a mountain to see if he would die but he didn't. He then went to lake Michigan to masturbate to, but then respawned. At first he thought he was far from home but then found a place that he could settle! Cheese flatus stratosphere, where he met Mrs. Agabhy Mashgroove. First came love, then she died, He promised himself never to love again, to avenge her, he hunted down the same turtle from computercraft and ate the turtle with honey mustard. Now that he digested the turtle, its computer wiring was very... SHOCKING...and caused him a bad diarrhoea which he overcame by falling down a pit of terrified writhing hippopotami and S**T happened... It still wasn't tragic, then he went to the magic mushroom islands where magical donkeys lived and sold a mine turtle to the great Forum Necromancers of giant evil quadruplets..

Steve went to the top of gotkaya's giant fortress and found a pair of shoes which he threw inside of the chamber of unholy things which fell down a pit of milk and honey and they tasted like creeper gunpowder which then exploded. This explosion caused all the creepers  to mate frankly, which resulted in horrible death of thousands of cows due to hypoxia. It wasn't tragic. So then Steve rode a pig off a mountain to see if he would die but he didn't. He then went to lake Michigan to masturbate to, but then respawned. At first he thought he was far from home but then found a place that he could settle! Cheese flatus stratosphere, where he met Mrs. Agabhy Mashgroove. First came love, then she died, He promised himself never to love again, to avenge her, he hunted down the same turtle from computercraft and ate the turtle with honey mustard. Now that he digested the turtle, its computer wiring was very... SHOCKING...and caused him a bad diarrhoea which he overcame by falling down a pit of terrified writhing hippopotami and S**T happened... It still wasn't tragic, then he went to the magic mushroom islands where magical donkeys lived and sold a mine turtle to the great Forum Necromancers of giant evil quadruplets. Suddenly he was on top of a tree.

Edit: Totally necro'd this thread. And/or revived.

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Steve went to the top of gotkaya's giant fortress and found a pair of shoes which he threw inside of the chamber of unholy things which fell down a pit of milk and honey and they tasted like creeper gunpowder which then exploded. This explosion caused all the creepers  to mate frankly, which resulted in horrible death of thousands of cows due to hypoxia. It wasn't tragic. So then Steve rode a pig off a mountain to see if he would die but he didn't. He then went to lake Michigan to masturbate to, but then respawned. At first he thought he was far from home but then found a place that he could settle! Cheese flatus stratosphere, where he met Mrs. Agabhy Mashgroove. First came love, then she died, He promised himself never to love again, to avenge her, he hunted down the same turtle from computercraft and ate the turtle with honey mustard. Now that he digested the turtle, its computer wiring was very... SHOCKING...and caused him a bad diarrhoea which he overcame by falling down a pit of terrified writhing hippopotami and S**T happened... It still wasn't tragic, then he went to the magic mushroom islands where magical donkeys lived and sold a mine turtle to the great Forum Necromancers of giant evil quadruplets. Suddenly he was on top of a tree. He took a snail from a...

Steve went to the top of gotkaya's giant fortress and found a pair of shoes which he threw inside of the chamber of unholy things which fell down a pit of milk and honey and they tasted like creeper gunpowder which then exploded. This explosion caused all the creepers  to mate frankly, which resulted in horrible death of thousands of cows due to hypoxia. It wasn't tragic. So then Steve rode a pig off a mountain to see if he would die but he didn't. He then went to lake Michigan to masturbate to, but then respawned. At first he thought he was far from home but then found a place that he could settle! Cheese flatus stratosphere, where he met Mrs. Agabhy Mashgroove. First came love, then she died, He promised himself never to love again, to avenge her, he hunted down the same turtle from computercraft and ate the turtle with honey mustard. Now that he digested the turtle, its computer wiring was very... SHOCKING...and caused him a bad diarrhoea which he overcame by falling down a pit of terrified writhing hippopotami and S**T happened... It still wasn't tragic, then he went to the magic mushroom islands where magical donkeys lived and sold a mine turtle to the great Forum Necromancers of giant evil quadruplets. Suddenly he was on top of a tree. He took a snail from a large uranium salesman who then slapped...

Steve went to the top of gotkaya's giant fortress and found a pair of shoes which he threw inside of the chamber of unholy things which fell down a pit of milk and honey and they tasted like creeper gunpowder which then exploded. This explosion caused all the creepers  to mate frankly, which resulted in horrible death of thousands of cows due to hypoxia. It wasn't tragic. So then Steve rode a pig off a mountain to see if he would die but he didn't. He then went to lake Michigan to masturbate to, but then respawned. At first he thought he was far from home but then found a place that he could settle! Cheese flatus stratosphere, where he met Mrs. Agabhy Mashgroove. First came love, then she died, He promised himself never to love again, to avenge her, he hunted down the same turtle from computercraft and ate the turtle with honey mustard. Now that he digested the turtle, its computer wiring was very... SHOCKING...and caused him a bad diarrhoea which he overcame by falling down a pit of terrified writhing hippopotami and S**T happened... It still wasn't tragic, then he went to the magic mushroom islands where magical donkeys lived and sold a mine turtle to the great Forum Necromancers of giant evil quadruplets. Suddenly he was on top of a tree. He took a snail from a large uranium salesman who then slapped Wellingtons on and got to bidness.

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Steve went to the top of gotkaya's giant fortress and found a pair of shoes which he threw inside of the chamber of unholy things which fell down a pit of milk and honey and they tasted like creeper gunpowder which then exploded. This explosion caused all the creepers  to mate frankly, which resulted in horrible death of thousands of cows due to hypoxia. It wasn't tragic. So then Steve rode a pig off a mountain to see if he would die but he didn't. He then went to lake Michigan to masturbate to, but then respawned. At first he thought he was far from home but then found a place that he could settle! Cheese flatus stratosphere, where he met Mrs. Agabhy Mashgroove. First came love, then she died, He promised himself never to love again, to avenge her, he hunted down the same turtle from computercraft and ate the turtle with honey mustard. Now that he digested the turtle, its computer wiring was very... SHOCKING...and caused him a bad diarrhoea which he overcame by falling down a pit of terrified writhing hippopotami and S**T happened... It still wasn't tragic, then he went to the magic mushroom islands where magical donkeys lived and sold a mine turtle to the great Forum Necromancers of giant evil quadruplets. Suddenly he was on top of a tree. He took a snail from a large uranium salesman who then slapped Wellingtons on and got to bidness.  After killing the kittehs,

Steve went to the top of gotkaya's giant fortress and found a pair of shoes which he threw inside of the chamber of unholy things which fell down a pit of milk and honey and they tasted like creeper gunpowder which then exploded. This explosion caused all the creepers  to mate frankly, which resulted in horrible death of thousands of cows due to hypoxia. It wasn't tragic. So then Steve rode a pig off a mountain to see if he would die but he didn't. He then went to lake Michigan to masturbate to, but then respawned. At first he thought he was far from home but then found a place that he could settle! Cheese flatus stratosphere, where he met Mrs. Agabhy Mashgroove. First came love, then she died, He promised himself never to love again, to avenge her, he hunted down the same turtle from computercraft and ate the turtle with honey mustard. Now that he digested the turtle, its computer wiring was very... SHOCKING...and caused him a bad diarrhoea which he overcame by falling down a pit of terrified writhing hippopotami and S**T happened... It still wasn't tragic, then he went to the magic mushroom islands where magical donkeys lived and sold a mine turtle to the great Forum Necromancers of giant evil quadruplets. Suddenly he was on top of a tree. He took a snail from a large uranium salesman who then slapped Wellingtons on and got to bidness.  After killing the honorable judge joe